Tuesday, February 23, 2010

EVICTION NOTICE

To: Miss Abigail Beth McConkie

To the above tenant in possession of below described premises:

I am issuing an 6 day notice for EVICTION. You will have 6 days in which you can either gather your belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

After 6 days from this day that you don't comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at my discretion.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Love,
Mommy

13 comments:

Ashley Reno said...

You are so close Aleisha! Hang in there. She still has a few days until she is full term. Hopefully she will come sooner than six days. Get out there and jump on that tramp. :) Love ya.

jess said...

lol you are so funny! good luck!

Shelly said...

oh my word, that's hilarious!! Great job!
So 6 days, huh? You finally have an induction date then?? I agree with the trampoline, it may work faster than walking!! :)

Will and Heidi said...

So, about cooking the fish, you'll have to read my most recent blog post for what we do the most. But, another way is after cleaning and scaling the fish, baking it whole (in butter and with seasonings).

We should go fishing sometime!

Best wishes with the new baby!

Becky Moss said...

I see you still have a sense of humor about the whole thing. You're handling it much better than I would.
PS I really enjoyed your eviction notice and hope it works. :)

Janelle said...

You know my mom told Olivia that she had chocolate for her and Livvy came the next day I think if she is a girl chocolate may just do the trick! Good luck!

Rachel said...

You crack me up. :) I've been thinking about you guys a lot lately. I miss our walks. I hope that you are doing well.

Christiansen 6 said...

hahaha I love that, I hope it works!! We are excited for your new little one. I hope she arrives quickly and safely. Can't wait to see pictures!!

Unknown said...

Awesome! Good luck momma!

kimberly said...

i LOVE this. so funny! i know just how you feel :) it's so close!

Emily said...

So funny! I love it! Good Luck with the new baby. I'm so excited to meet her!

Sylvia said...

You guys crack me up! I love you!!

Jen B said...

HAAAAAAAA! So cute! That is exactly how you feel too! Too funny! Love you Aleisha!